Sinner: And a Scrubber.

In preparation for my turn down the aisle (as a bridesmaid, remember!) on Sunday, I’ve been attempting to scrub off a stray couple of pounds that I’ve accidentally larped on.

My new (incredibly unhealthy, no doubt) routine goes a little bit like this:

Monday morning
Scrub all skin off body with Bliss Eucalyptus and Rosemary Scrub
Scrub all skin off face with MD Formulations facial scrub
Moisturise body with Origins Shedonism body cream
Moisturise face with Creme de la Mer
Burn crap off teeth with Crest White Strips

Tuesday morning
Scrub some of skin off body with Dermalogica Body Scrub
Dissolve some of skin off face with Estee Lauder Idealist
Moisturise body with Bliss Lemon+Sage Body butter
Moisturise face with Creme de la Mer
Burn crap off teeth with Crest White Strips

Wednesday morning
Scrub allot of skin off body with Bliss Lemon+Sage Body Scrub
Wash some of skin off face with Ren face wash
Moisturise body with Bliss Lemon+Sage Body butter
Moisturise face with Creme de la Mer
Burn crap off teeth with Crest White Strips

And then I’m pretty much repeating the cycle.
At night, it’s all about washing/repairing my face with Origins Clean Energy oil and then slapping on a layer of Dr Bragi marine enzyme gel before my Creme top up.
And L’Occitane lavendar handcream.
And Darphin eye cream.
And Trilogy lipbalm.
And more Shedonism body cream.

Just so you know, I’m soft as a baby’s arse but it is taking me bloody AGES to get ready in a morning…http://0

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