Durex Play Aloe Vera

On occasion, I get sent things to review which are not necessarily entirely beauty related and might make my mother (a regular reader) blush. Today is one such day. However, in the name of journalistic integrity and, you know, increasing my search-related readers*, today I will be reviewing the newest addition to the Durex Play family, Durex Play Aloe Vera.

So the press release says that Durex is taking sexual pleasure back to nature (which worries me a little bit – did it go away from nature? Did I fall off a very important mailing list due to inactive membership?) and that the aloe vera-based lubricant soothes, restores and nourishes, promoting healthy skin while enhancing intensity and increasing arousal.
Wow.
It sounds like some sort of miracle.

As well as being chock full of good stuff, it is odourless, non-greasy and safe to use with Durex condoms. Now, we at BeautyMecca might not be getting any right now but we do encourage and promote the safe doing it and this sounds like it might just make safe doing it that little bit more fun. And more fun is better than less fun, isn’t it? Unless they changed that rule while I’ve been away. It’s really quite possible.

I’ve just made myself miserable now. Sorry, must dash off out into Midtown Manhattan and find some city boy to test this out with. You’d think it would be crawling with men, wouldn’t you? No, they’re all midgets with bad hair in cheap suits. Sob. Sorry, distracted. Durex Play Aloe Vera is available now for 3.99 from, well, everywhere you’d expect really. Why not cheer yourself up after the Bank Holiday?

*You don’t want to know how many readers find BeautyMecca because they were searching for Durex Play reviews. Unless you’re one of them. It’s loads, anyway.http://0

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