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Reviewing my resolutions

I was just wandering down Driggs, sushi in one hand, Christmas cards in the other, when I remembered giving Marie Claire blogger and photographer extraordinaire, Rachael Wright, my new year’s resolutions this time last year, unfortunately, I couldn’t remember what they were. Happily the interwebs keeps everything so I looked it up here. Yay.

Any New Year’s resolutions?
Do not kiss boring boys/gay boys/non-residents of these United States
Try to meet deadlines
Don’t murder my roommate’s budgie on purpose, or accidentally (on purpose)

So I did OK on the deadlines one (I missed them all without exception but I at least gave advance warning that I would be missing them every single time. I’m a very polite flake). And the roommate just sent her budgie to live at a bird sanctuary so I couldn’t/didn’t have to kill it. That’s still a result as far as I’m concerned.

Less yay would be the first point. Having spent the better part of 2009 mostly* kissing boring boys, gay boys and non-residents of these United States, I spent the vast majority of 2010 doing more of the same. Fewer gays though. In fact, I think no gays? YAY!

Ahh, 2010, another year in which I have lived but failed to learn.
Arses.

*I also kissed some extraordinarily hateful boys who a) know who they are b) know what they did and c) will get what’s coming to them but I didn’t really think it was realistic to say I wouldn’t kiss boring boys, non-US citizens, non-gays or arseholes because I was worried that would leave me with only John Krasiniski and he’s taken. Damn you, Blunt, DAMN YOU TO HELL.http://0

(2) Comments

  1. Is it almost that time again? Resolutions, just screaming out to be broken don’t you think? Although you seem to have done pretty well and I’m sorry about the nasty boys.

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